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Looks like this car's glue wore
out. Be sure to replace your
glue every 30,000 miles

This car is on the accident page
because it looks like someone
accidentally put paint thinner in
the soap dispenser at the car wash

Owner's Manual, page 37: "...never
exert a downward force of any
kind on the rear bumper. Failure to
heed this warning voids warranty!"

Owner's Manual, page 39: "...avoid
backing into solid objects
of any kind. Failure to heed
this warning voids warranty!"

I've used string, rope and
wire to hold my bumper on.
But I never used a chain!!

Yeah John, you had fun at the
party last night. I swear. Go outside
and take a look at your car.
That should be the proof you need.

Product recall: Return vehicle
to dealership immediately.
Body inadvertently made
out of aluminum foil

Same as photo to the left

There comes a time when one
should recognize that their car should
be put to rest once and for all!

Estimate for repair from Hank's
Service Center: $1200 Estimate
for repair from 99¢ Store: 99¢

It's gonna take more than just
beauty cream to rub this out.

Mind on phone call plus hand on
radio dial plus eyes on pretty
girl equals car on sidewalk

Platsic Bumper versus
Metal Shopping Cart

How do you see through a
window made out of duct tape?

Too much horsepower.
Not enough brainpower.

Next time pick on
someone your own size!!!

"$100 reward for information
leading to the safe
return of my bumper!"

This car is called the Holiday.
Boy, it must have been
one hell of a holiday!

This looks like Ford's version
of my car. Appears to
have taken quite a beating.

Is this OJ's Bronco?

This accident had just happened when
I found it. The cops were still on
the scene. Not sure what they hit, but it
sure did a number on their bumper!

Didn't they start making these cars
just a few years ago? I guess they
didn't realize that people might need
them to last a little longer than that!

Looks like they crashed
into a baseball!

What the hell...it still runs.

C-c-c-runch!

That's no way to treat
your passengers!

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